mynameisbrian

The Macy’s parade combines two of my favorite things: polite conversation about frivolities...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:49:00 -0600

The Macy’s parade combines two of my favorite things: polite conversation about frivolities and a.m. drinking.

There are a few points in the year when I miss having...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:07:00 -0600

There are a few points in the year when I miss having television. College basketball season, for instance. Thanksgiving morning is one of those times too. I fucking love that parade.

(photo via)

So who’s in this Pentavirate? The Queen, The Vatican, The...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:32:00 -0600

So who’s in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee, beady eyes and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken!”

(on hulu)

(jasonkeller)

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:53:28 -0600

(jasonkeller)

"Truly, we are the only species so discontented with our natural gaits, so ambitious to exceed a foot-pace."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:44:00 -0600

"Truly, we are the only species so discontented with our natural gaits, so ambitious to exceed a foot-pace.":

NYTimes: “Individualism, Identity and Bicycles in Northern California”

"As the soles of my shoes hit the soft ground, I pushed past the tall cottonwood trees in a euphoric..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:38:09 -0600

““As the soles of my shoes hit the soft ground, I pushed past the tall cottonwood trees in a euphoric cadence, and meandered through willow branches that the moose munched on.””

- PALIN, page 102 (slate)

herseaoflove: flickflickflicker: blackhoodie: Go Johnny go,...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:54:05 -0600

herseaoflove:

flickflickflicker:

blackhoodie:

Go Johnny go, GO!

Your kids are gonna love it.

sunbeamsinmasonjars: HAH

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:07:27 -0600

sunbeamsinmasonjars:

HAH

I’ll have to take your word for it.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:21:06 -0600

I’ll have to take your word for it.

At this time of day 10 years ago, I’d be just home from...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:51:00 -0600

At this time of day 10 years ago, I’d be just home from school and into the backstretch of an hour of “Kids In The Hall.”

Now I’m a grown-up. I work until dinnertime, and Comedy Central has some show about a ventriloquist.

Holly and Pre

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0600

Holly and Pre

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:20:32 -0600

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

Possible Halloween costume. I’ve got the mustache and...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:18:00 -0500

Possible Halloween costume. I’ve got the mustache and yellow tank top. But is it too straightforward or even irreverent? What do the runners think?

… or a 19th-century Hipster. I need a lady to ride on my high...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:23:14 -0500

… or a 19th-century Hipster. I need a lady to ride on my high wheeler’s handlebars.

I haven’t been shaving these past couple weeks just...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:19:00 -0500

I haven’t been shaving these past couple weeks just because of Halloween. A real mustache opens the door to so many more costume options. This being one.

boggle:

Mr. Plainview did not fuck around with his fashions.

Limit your exposure (via)

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:42:34 -0500

Limit your exposure

(via)

I’m getting in on this National Boss Day celebration. But...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:28:03 -0500

I’m getting in on this National Boss Day celebration. But if I’m going to rock these jeans we also gotta make it National Adidas Shell Toes Day.

boggle: Just having tomato soup and grilled cheese on a rainy...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:44:32 -0500

boggle:

Just having tomato soup and grilled cheese on a rainy day with my national championship trophy. No biggie.

Marcus Ginyard, you are too much for me. (via balog)

Do they still have the $2.13 hot dog special on Thursdays?

Run a marathon Sunday? Throw it up.

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:42:56 -0500

Run a marathon Sunday? Throw it up.

Happy Thanksgiving (Canada)! I could really go for some Tim...

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:52:23 -0500

Happy Thanksgiving (Canada)!

I could really go for some Tim Hortons and Crown Royal.